Forensics
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Our 2011 team took 3rd place overall in the All Catholic School's Forensics Tournament. All of our competitors did an excellent job! All are welcome at our last performance of the year on Tuesday May 10, 2011. Hope to see you there!
Award Winning Poem Used In The 2009 Competition
When Frankenstein Was Just A Kid
By Kenn Nesbitt
When Frankenstein was just a kid, he ate his greens. It’s true. He did!
He ate his spinach, salads, peas, asparagus, and food like these,
and with each leaf and lima bean his skin became a bit more green.
On chives and chard he loved to chew, and Brussels sprouts and peppers too,
Until he ate that fateful bean that turned his skin completely green.
He turned all green, and stayed that way, And now he frightens folks away.
Poor Frankenstein, his tale is sad, but things need not have been so bad.
It’s fair to say, if only he had eaten much less celery,
avoided cabbage, ate no kale, why, then, we’d have a different tale.
So mom and dad, I’m here to say, please take these vegetables away
Or my fate could be just a grim.
Yes, I could end up green like him.
So, mom and dad, before we dine, please give a thought to Frankenstein.
